The animals
were atwitter. The final night of Disrupt! Barnyard was about to start.
Rooster was
nervous. He had been asked to judge but felt out of
place. Last year's winner of the business plan contest had been an app that reminded
cows to chew their cuds. Rooster knew more than he cared to about cows,
but he was pretty sure he couldn't have dreamed up that business in a million
years.
Fortunately,
Horse and Big Pig were also judges. Horse had written a thousand articles
about tech and knew his stuff. Pig had made his name last year
investing with two ducks in an ethanol plant. ("Corn wants to eat
the world" had become an important investment thesis at Big Pig's firm.) Maybe Rooster
would luck out and one of the final plans would involve corn.
Black Rat was
up first. The crowd settled back, ready to be dazzled. "Hello
everyone." Rat looked nervous. The crowd cheered, even the
crows in back who could be counted on for a heckle or two as the night went on.
"I am a serial entrepreneur and tonight..."
Rooster
stopped listening. "Serial entrepreneur?" he whispered to Horse
and Big Pig. It didn't seem that long ago he had been chasing Rat out of
the shed with the fermented corn feed crumble.





