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| Double-crested Cormorant, drying out |
The second half of 2021 has been a blur. Are we in the fourth or fifth spike of COVID? Did I get my booster shot? Where have I (already) lost my (replacement) vaccination card?
And did someone get married?
As my cousin Matt Mitchell pointed out, there are ten letters between Delta and Omicron in the Greek alphabet. What haven't we been told?
Apart from the pandemic, the world seems to have become a very odd place. There's Billie Eilish, for example, who, hard as I try, I don't get. I'm sure that means I'm like the classical music fan in 1920 who didn't get jazz, or the jazz fan in 1950 who didn't get rock, but I cannot lie. I wish her well and am happy for her success, but I don't get her. At all.
I've also been following the rapid emergence of the metaverse, which is not only puzzling but exhausting. In the first week of December, someone spent $450,000 for a plot of virtual land next door to Snoop Dogg's mansion in the "Snoopverse" section of a metaverse world called The Sandbox. For the week, metaverse virtual land sales topped $100 million.
That is not Monopoly money.
Then there's the article that made the full-throated case that if Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse doesn't allow its avatars to have sex, it will fail. I learned many, many (many) new things from this article, most of which I will not print here. But, it turns out, Second Life residents were making genitalia for their avatars before the game got out of beta. So, the theory goes, Facebook must allow the same kind of creativity if it wants to succeed in this brave, new virtual world.
If we've learned anything about Mark Zuckerberg's priorities in the last twenty years, then you can count on his metaverse hosting a booming teen market for genitalia, all while he's testifying before Congress promising that he'll do better next time.
I am imagining the day when I have the opportunity to pay hard-earned cryptocurrency to purchase a non-fungible token that allows my avatar to attend a concert of Billie Eilish's avatar in a Mark Zuckerberg-metaverse amphitheater. I can promise you that such an opportunity will make my avatar's teeth hurt.
For sanctuary, there are always birds, right? I turned to the woods and Mother Nature when he-who-shall-not-be-named ruined social media. Cedar Waxwing and Harlequin Duck were one way to escape Twitter, to trade "tweets for tweets." Except, you many know, there is a Birds Aren't Real movement. It's intended to mock fake news and conspiracy theories, the idea that birds are drones full of surveillance equipment wired to the Deep State. But, of course, some of the people caught up in the movement don't realize it's a mockery.
The last five years have taught us that something like 30% of Americans will. believe. anything.
Fortunately for us, birds are real. They're suffering under climate change and loss of habitat, but they're hanging in and getting support from great organizations like Mass Audubon.
And, of course, they're beautiful.
Here's my recap of some of the birds I spotted in the second half of 2021.