I direct your attention to those last two items. While there
is no agreement on the definition of scrod, we marketed it as young cod and
told people it was more tender and sweet.
And expensive.
In the back
cooler, at the start of each day, we made a genuine effort to separate the big cod
fillets from the small because any number of our customers absolutely insisted
on scrod. Occasionally we would run out
of the little guys, however, both in the case and in the cooler.
At those
times, for those insistent customers, we were instructed to take a big cod
fillet (behind the scenes, of course) and shape it into smaller scrod
fillets. Like seafood alchemy, cod to
scrod.
Never once
did a customer complain. Not once. As long as we called it scrod, it was the
most tender, sweetest fillet that ever cleaved the Seven Seas.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
My dad had a
friend who used to stop by on an occasional Saturday night to play cards. This friend could only drink Narragansett
beer. (No kidding.) Any other beer, he told my father, and he would
get an instant headache.
One evening,
over a hand of bridge, my father went to the kitchen to refill drinks
and discovered he had run out of Narragansett.
It would be an understatement to say that my dad was a boy scout, but on
this occasion, his trustworthy and loyal gave way to necessity. Dad took a bottle of Bud and poured it into
his friend’s Narragansett bottle.
Disaster averted. No headache.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
April
1985. New Coke.
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Beyond Meat
went public on May 1, gaining almost 250% in its first month.[1]
It’s a company
that manufactures plant-based meats that enable “consumers to experience the
taste, texture and other sensory attributes of popular animal-based meat
products while enjoying the nutritional benefits of eating our plant-based meat
products.”[2] Among Beyond Meat’s most popular products is
the Beyond Burger, a plant-based patty that looks and tastes like the real
thing. “THESE ARE CRAZY,” one diner
wrote. “THE BURGERS TASTED SO MUCH LIKE MEAT THAT I HAD TO GO BACK AND
DOUBLE-CHECK THE BOX TO MAKE SURE THESE WERE, IN FACT, VEGAN."[3]
The company’s
IPO has trounced those of Uber and Lyft.
Beyond Meat’s product is already selling in 33,000 grocery stores,
restaurants, and other eating establishments.
Ambassadors for the brand include Chris Paul, Kyrie Irving, and Charity
Morgan, while early investors numbered Bill Gates, Biz Stones, and Tyson
Foods. Diners report that Beyond Meat is
delicious and often indistinguishable from the “real thing.”
Which means, of
course, now comes the tricky part.
















